Select Your All Time Best XV
Alrighty Guys again i agree there are some good players mentioned and teams respectively, However my team is based on fact
1994 s2 National Digital <<???? winners undefeated for nearly 2 seasons
Won ^^^ without conceeding a score
I give you
1. Henry Mains
2. Me
3. Alan bryce
4. Big speedie
5. Big boney
6. Hissy
7. Grunter
8. David Robbie
9. Andy Kennedy
10. Gillian Dugweed
11. Jack Brown
12. Boycie
13. Stuart Hare
14. Alan Paterson
15. James Burns
Subs Asa Mcintyre, Caulfield, Andy blotto wardrobe, Cookie, Yogi
^^ Cannae remember any mare
Coaches Big Jim P, Scotty dugweed,
Kit man Hissys da
Transport D Kennedy, Henrys da, Brycies da, Stuart Hares da,
Nutritionalist L Mitchell and family
Best opponent big eddys team as always year above us and always got pumped if i remember
This would be my social team as we were all under 18 we never got chance to have a bevvy plus would be good to catch up
Best thing in rugby apart from winning this Jason and St Andrews
Cheers Guys good topic Jason now could we have the real jason back
1994 s2 National Digital <<???? winners undefeated for nearly 2 seasons
Won ^^^ without conceeding a score
I give you
1. Henry Mains
2. Me
3. Alan bryce
4. Big speedie
5. Big boney
6. Hissy
7. Grunter
8. David Robbie
9. Andy Kennedy
10. Gillian Dugweed
11. Jack Brown
12. Boycie
13. Stuart Hare
14. Alan Paterson
15. James Burns
Subs Asa Mcintyre, Caulfield, Andy blotto wardrobe, Cookie, Yogi
^^ Cannae remember any mare
Coaches Big Jim P, Scotty dugweed,
Kit man Hissys da
Transport D Kennedy, Henrys da, Brycies da, Stuart Hares da,
Nutritionalist L Mitchell and family
Best opponent big eddys team as always year above us and always got pumped if i remember
This would be my social team as we were all under 18 we never got chance to have a bevvy plus would be good to catch up
Best thing in rugby apart from winning this Jason and St Andrews
Cheers Guys good topic Jason now could we have the real jason back
Social XV
True Tourists XV
1. Ally Hill (Just to get him blootered and leave him in Soho)
2. Wee Peter Morton (Tourets an all)
3. Big Keith (Gets you out of tight scrapes in Nell Gwynns)
4. Big Phil (Not someone to be within 3 feet of when he woke up)
5. Whitey (Never a man to go without ........)
6. Willie Miller (Great for throwing marsh mallows at his head in cinemas)
7. Scott Duguid (Never a dull moment - no one was safe from that tongue)
8. Big Angus (The quiet man that women were drawn to - great for cast offs)
9. Billy the Skid (Couldn't have a tour without him in any era)
10. Irish (Tidiest guy I ever shared a room with)
11. Doggy (Dinnae get me wrang, you couldny go without him)
12. Davie Wylie (songs, jokes and merry japes)
13. Winker (Somebody needs to hold the kitty)
14. Maffy (Who could forget the landladys face when she saw him in the morning in Dublin with his sarong. She is still in therapy)
15. Wee Scott (He never could walk backwards)
I would just organise it, Subs Ronnie Cowan, Taz Lando, Mickey, Brian Biggar Open Champion, and Jason
1. Ally Hill (Just to get him blootered and leave him in Soho)
2. Wee Peter Morton (Tourets an all)
3. Big Keith (Gets you out of tight scrapes in Nell Gwynns)
4. Big Phil (Not someone to be within 3 feet of when he woke up)
5. Whitey (Never a man to go without ........)
6. Willie Miller (Great for throwing marsh mallows at his head in cinemas)
7. Scott Duguid (Never a dull moment - no one was safe from that tongue)
8. Big Angus (The quiet man that women were drawn to - great for cast offs)
9. Billy the Skid (Couldn't have a tour without him in any era)
10. Irish (Tidiest guy I ever shared a room with)
11. Doggy (Dinnae get me wrang, you couldny go without him)
12. Davie Wylie (songs, jokes and merry japes)
13. Winker (Somebody needs to hold the kitty)
14. Maffy (Who could forget the landladys face when she saw him in the morning in Dublin with his sarong. She is still in therapy)
15. Wee Scott (He never could walk backwards)
I would just organise it, Subs Ronnie Cowan, Taz Lando, Mickey, Brian Biggar Open Champion, and Jason
Re: All time Best XV
Thanks for the mention Dave! these are tears of joydaview wrote:Other categories that people could make comment on - some serious some not
Best Player - John Thompson
Best Captain - Alan Calder
Funniest Moment - Jason on the 18th at St Andrews - if you dont understand get someone to explain - kids read this !
Best Try Scorer - Colin Westmorland
Best Kicker - Irish
Best Side-Step - Lee
Best Dummy - Maffy
Best Guy to Back You In a Fight - Tough one between Jimmy Wylie and Cammy But Cammy wins it on sheer creativity
Person Most Likely To Give Away a Penalty - Eddie " The Raging Fool " Ferguson for possessing that winning combination of stupidity and mindless violence
Best Song - cant decide between Sloop John B and Aloueta
Best Player - John Thompson (and he's prob still up there)
Best Captain - Graeme Morrison
Funniest Moment - Paul Beer doing his haka in full stag outfit on the front in Blackpool.
Best Try Scorer - Cowboy with his 2 tries away at Ardrossan - under Cobby - they weren't his best tries, but what a 2nd half come back
Best Kicker - Irish in reality, Hillkinson in the abstract
Best Side-Step - Lee (gotta 2nd you there Dave)
Best Dummy - Maffy (and again)
Best Guy to Back You In a Fight - Cammy every time, he just appreciates violence as an art form
Person Most Likely To Give Away a Penalty - Yogi "The Balls Out Ref" Baird
Best Song - Sloop John B is a beast of a tune - the counter melodies are just fabulous
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Here IS the best touring team !. I know cause I am debauched and have been as close to the front row as I want to be i.e. propped up and out hooking.
1. K. McDonald (Big Keith)....It's my Jug of Heavy.
2. J. Muir (Sumo)....Ah Slowie for f*** sake.
3. L. Barclay...the whisky convert
4. P. Anderson (Big Phil)....A gentleman and a scholar
5. J. Hiddleston....'Sleep whilst standing Hiddy' and holding a full pint.
6. C.Harris........ Irish dancing Cammy
7. R. Brown (Ronnie)....'Pepto and Vodka - screw the ulcer'
8. J. Clydesdale (The original smoothie)
9. J. Campbell (Jason)...I'll sleep in the car boot.
10. J.Mathieson 'Mafie...cut yer grass'
11. J. Lowe.... (well I need to be there)
12. D.Stewart....(Doug Al) I love C*ck (N.B. Eddy, it rhymes with Rock)
13. D.Wylie (Pub genius)
14. Brendan...Darth crapper. (i.e. father to Robin)
15. R. Simpson (wee Rab) Has future potential
Subs.
16. L.Scott... (lol 'Les one liner')
17. W. Hiddleston...AKA Dancing Bill which says it all
18. P.Gracie (Spike)... Mr. Poppadom
19. Hemmings......... Your bed's broken mate.
20. Doggy. The Ian Botham of touring. The perfect all rounder.
Tour Organisers: The inimitable Glen / John combo.
President: B.Samuels.. Who else represents the club like Billy?
President (of Vice)....Ian Leggatt (just on reputation alone)
First Aid / Physio. ....Bobby (brufen) Martin.
1. K. McDonald (Big Keith)....It's my Jug of Heavy.
2. J. Muir (Sumo)....Ah Slowie for f*** sake.
3. L. Barclay...the whisky convert
4. P. Anderson (Big Phil)....A gentleman and a scholar
5. J. Hiddleston....'Sleep whilst standing Hiddy' and holding a full pint.
6. C.Harris........ Irish dancing Cammy
7. R. Brown (Ronnie)....'Pepto and Vodka - screw the ulcer'
8. J. Clydesdale (The original smoothie)
9. J. Campbell (Jason)...I'll sleep in the car boot.
10. J.Mathieson 'Mafie...cut yer grass'
11. J. Lowe.... (well I need to be there)
12. D.Stewart....(Doug Al) I love C*ck (N.B. Eddy, it rhymes with Rock)
13. D.Wylie (Pub genius)
14. Brendan...Darth crapper. (i.e. father to Robin)
15. R. Simpson (wee Rab) Has future potential
Subs.
16. L.Scott... (lol 'Les one liner')
17. W. Hiddleston...AKA Dancing Bill which says it all
18. P.Gracie (Spike)... Mr. Poppadom
19. Hemmings......... Your bed's broken mate.
20. Doggy. The Ian Botham of touring. The perfect all rounder.
Tour Organisers: The inimitable Glen / John combo.
President: B.Samuels.. Who else represents the club like Billy?
President (of Vice)....Ian Leggatt (just on reputation alone)
First Aid / Physio. ....Bobby (brufen) Martin.
Top Touring Team of those who have toured Poland in last 5 years
1 Bambi Mills, constant booze infuelled falling down incidents
2 Sumo, knows how to order hookers
3 Jesus the massause, we all want to be his wingman
4 Graeme Morrison, Clelendski incident
5 John Too Damm Hot Philips, don't share a taxi with big John
6 The Grunter, the Milkman, presidentds daugher....
7 Kiwi Paul, best forward in 2007 when playing centre
8 Eadie,
9 Gremlin Andy
10 Jamie Duguid
11 Bananaman Vic
12 Fat Panda Stangoe, IOW physio
13 Gillon Duguid, came in his kilt
14 Pole Cammy, crawaling naked on his knees with a cowboy hat
15 Rab Simpson
Mascots : Wee Brycie/Wobin
Subs: Andy Mac, Slowie, Jason C, Burger, Chubby, Morgan, Hiddy, Big Al
Tour Manager: me
First Aid : Boaby
All time Dazzler XV (maximum 2 proper backs) 1st and 2nd Half team as everybody gets a game
1 Big Keith/Jamie Thompson
2 Ronnie Cowan/Jimmy Wylie
3 Beef/Shabba
4 Big Al/Ronnie Smith
5 Jesus Clydesdale/Ronnie Brown
6 John Rae/Rod Harris
7 Chick/Willie Aitken
8 Eadie/Joycie
9 Shanky/Jason C
10 Me/Dougal
11 Hiddy/Andy Mac
12 Sumo/Eddy Ferguson
13 Big Pie/Angus Moodie
14 Fuz Mckenzie/Roddy Thompson
15 Gordy Muir/Nial McKenzie
1 Bambi Mills, constant booze infuelled falling down incidents
2 Sumo, knows how to order hookers
3 Jesus the massause, we all want to be his wingman
4 Graeme Morrison, Clelendski incident
5 John Too Damm Hot Philips, don't share a taxi with big John
6 The Grunter, the Milkman, presidentds daugher....
7 Kiwi Paul, best forward in 2007 when playing centre
8 Eadie,
9 Gremlin Andy
10 Jamie Duguid
11 Bananaman Vic
12 Fat Panda Stangoe, IOW physio
13 Gillon Duguid, came in his kilt
14 Pole Cammy, crawaling naked on his knees with a cowboy hat
15 Rab Simpson
Mascots : Wee Brycie/Wobin
Subs: Andy Mac, Slowie, Jason C, Burger, Chubby, Morgan, Hiddy, Big Al
Tour Manager: me
First Aid : Boaby
All time Dazzler XV (maximum 2 proper backs) 1st and 2nd Half team as everybody gets a game
1 Big Keith/Jamie Thompson
2 Ronnie Cowan/Jimmy Wylie
3 Beef/Shabba
4 Big Al/Ronnie Smith
5 Jesus Clydesdale/Ronnie Brown
6 John Rae/Rod Harris
7 Chick/Willie Aitken
8 Eadie/Joycie
9 Shanky/Jason C
10 Me/Dougal
11 Hiddy/Andy Mac
12 Sumo/Eddy Ferguson
13 Big Pie/Angus Moodie
14 Fuz Mckenzie/Roddy Thompson
15 Gordy Muir/Nial McKenzie
Team selection 1st XV Dazzlerish
Having played for the Dazzlers I was able to select some quality players as well as some lads I've been fortunate to play along side during the silly 7's/10's. It also gave me a great opportunity to select the 'Harris' clan.
1. Ian Lilly
2. Sumo
3. Big Keith
4. Jono Philips
5. Gordy Muir (had to get him in)
6. Scott ’the Shark’ Harris
7. Rod ‘Bomber’ Harris
8. Craig ‘Simmo’ Simmonds
9. Shanky ‘Hard as nails'
10. Dougal Stewart
11. Cammy ‘Hit man’ Harris
12. John ‘Hammer’ Harris
13. Maffie
14. Slowie ‘Snake hips’
15. Wee Tally
16 Matt Brown
17 Willie Aitken
18 Big Al McGlashan
19 Ian Mill
20 Jason
21 Khalid
22 Cookie
Coaches: Innes Robb for his team motivation talks and Willie Mclelland to steady the ship afterwards!
1. Ian Lilly
2. Sumo
3. Big Keith
4. Jono Philips
5. Gordy Muir (had to get him in)
6. Scott ’the Shark’ Harris
7. Rod ‘Bomber’ Harris
8. Craig ‘Simmo’ Simmonds
9. Shanky ‘Hard as nails'
10. Dougal Stewart
11. Cammy ‘Hit man’ Harris
12. John ‘Hammer’ Harris
13. Maffie
14. Slowie ‘Snake hips’
15. Wee Tally
16 Matt Brown
17 Willie Aitken
18 Big Al McGlashan
19 Ian Mill
20 Jason
21 Khalid
22 Cookie
Coaches: Innes Robb for his team motivation talks and Willie Mclelland to steady the ship afterwards!
Eddie DW's categories & Maf you asked for it!
On the basis of the people I’ve played in the same team as:
Best Player – Maf silky skills yet hard as…
Best Captain –undecided
Funniest Moment – Paul Warnock having taken over as ref for the second half of the recent 3rds game against Helensburgh takes the previous ref (now playing for Helensburgh) aside for a severe talking to….near yellow carded him ……priceless!!! Having said that it was just as well it was the second half and not the first! Bit of a tame example I know but then I’ve not toured.
Best Try Scorer –The Dazzler Pack
Best Kicker - Dougal
Best Side-Step – Beef the Samoan
Best Dummy – Big Al McGlashan
Best Guy to Back You In a Fight – All the Dazzlers… hard core to a man…but Cammy does take the biscuit
Person Most Likely to Give Away a Penalty – Can’t disagree with selection of Edwardo
Best Song – Billy Samuels: Sloop John B
Maf please find an e-mail re your proposal sent today.
Best Player – Maf silky skills yet hard as…
Best Captain –undecided
Funniest Moment – Paul Warnock having taken over as ref for the second half of the recent 3rds game against Helensburgh takes the previous ref (now playing for Helensburgh) aside for a severe talking to….near yellow carded him ……priceless!!! Having said that it was just as well it was the second half and not the first! Bit of a tame example I know but then I’ve not toured.
Best Try Scorer –The Dazzler Pack
Best Kicker - Dougal
Best Side-Step – Beef the Samoan
Best Dummy – Big Al McGlashan
Best Guy to Back You In a Fight – All the Dazzlers… hard core to a man…but Cammy does take the biscuit
Person Most Likely to Give Away a Penalty – Can’t disagree with selection of Edwardo
Best Song – Billy Samuels: Sloop John B
Maf please find an e-mail re your proposal sent today.
Re: Eddie DW's categories & Maf you asked for it!
or in a game against Cartha about 3 seasons ago, Leroy came on at half time, was penalised, and swore at Paul. Paul yellow carded him, to which Leroy responded, "Just f****** send me off then", so Paul produced a red card. All within 2 minutes of the 2nd half starting! As a result Leroy got man of the match!RodHar wrote: Funniest Moment – Paul Warnock having taken over as ref for the second half of the recent 3rds game against Helensburgh takes the previous ref (now playing for Helensburgh) aside for a severe talking to….near yellow carded him ……priceless!!! Having said that it was just as well it was the second half and not the first! Bit of a tame example I know but then I’ve not toured.
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Best team ever
Great thread, can I update this later, I might play again?
15 - Irish ( I'm sure he played there??)
14 - Westie
13- Lee Charnley
12 - Scott Hamilton (possibly got my inside and outside centres mixed, but truly great players adapt)
11- One of the Duguids probably Gillon
10 - Bruce (drop goal)Gibson (pressure on the back-row to tackle)
9 - Has to be Alan Calder, Graham Calder is a close second
8 - Eadie
7 - JT / Stevie Mooney
6- Chickenhawk (can't remember his name)
5 - Me
4 - Ross Hamilton
3 - John Scott
2 - Barcley
1- Keith (your no allowed a flying ruck, it wisna it was just Keith) McDonald
Subs Jimmy Wyllie, Cammy Bomber Harris, Cowan, The backs twin fae Bellshill, forgot their name too, Pie and finally Scott Henderson
Team management - Coach - Dick mcclatchie Assist Coach - Bod
Social - Slowy - Kalhid - Bill
Line judge - McGowan ( the Gnome one)
Ref - Paul (angry) Warnock
15 - Irish ( I'm sure he played there??)
14 - Westie
13- Lee Charnley
12 - Scott Hamilton (possibly got my inside and outside centres mixed, but truly great players adapt)
11- One of the Duguids probably Gillon
10 - Bruce (drop goal)Gibson (pressure on the back-row to tackle)
9 - Has to be Alan Calder, Graham Calder is a close second
8 - Eadie
7 - JT / Stevie Mooney
6- Chickenhawk (can't remember his name)
5 - Me
4 - Ross Hamilton
3 - John Scott
2 - Barcley
1- Keith (your no allowed a flying ruck, it wisna it was just Keith) McDonald
Subs Jimmy Wyllie, Cammy Bomber Harris, Cowan, The backs twin fae Bellshill, forgot their name too, Pie and finally Scott Henderson
Team management - Coach - Dick mcclatchie Assist Coach - Bod
Social - Slowy - Kalhid - Bill
Line judge - McGowan ( the Gnome one)
Ref - Paul (angry) Warnock
TACKLE - RUN - TACKLE - RUN.
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RINSE AND REPEAT
Hi guys,
I've read this thread with great interest and it brought back many many memories. I played with many great players in the early 90's all of whom would tell you what a lazy bas I really was - well nothings changed!
Very difficult to find a fav XV but I'll have a stab -
1 - Me
2 - Sumo
3 - Big Ron
4 - Hiddy
5 - Whitey
6 - JT
7 - Roeby
8 - Eadie
9 - Mafie
10 - Irish
11 - Cammy
12 - Scott Hamilton
13 - Davie W
14 - Ali Coltart
15 - Davie McGrane
16 - Big Cowan
17 - Les Barclay
18 - Jimmy W
19 - Sanders
20 - Rod
21 - Big Keith
22 - Jase C
Far too many others to fit in!!
Fav tour - Newcastle 95 - 'wheres me mam!'
I've read this thread with great interest and it brought back many many memories. I played with many great players in the early 90's all of whom would tell you what a lazy bas I really was - well nothings changed!
Very difficult to find a fav XV but I'll have a stab -
1 - Me
2 - Sumo
3 - Big Ron
4 - Hiddy
5 - Whitey
6 - JT
7 - Roeby
8 - Eadie
9 - Mafie
10 - Irish
11 - Cammy
12 - Scott Hamilton
13 - Davie W
14 - Ali Coltart
15 - Davie McGrane
16 - Big Cowan
17 - Les Barclay
18 - Jimmy W
19 - Sanders
20 - Rod
21 - Big Keith
22 - Jase C
Far too many others to fit in!!
Fav tour - Newcastle 95 - 'wheres me mam!'