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The Official Injuries of 2009/10 Season Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:59 pm
by teenwolf
OK so I'm starting this thread cos I'm bored.

But it'd be mildly interesting to hear about all the niggles people have had, how they got them and what the prognosis is.

ANKLE LIGAMENT STRAIN (left leg):
Ian Adams broke me at training on Thursday 6th August :wink:

Helen the physio gave me acupuncture, frictions and strapped it up to take the strain off the ligaments. She reckons I'm out for a further 4 weeks with it (6 in total), which takes me up to the middle of September.

It's a bummer being injured :(

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:40 pm
by TheKLN
Simple:
Chocolate hamstring
Prognosis: Irrevocable damage!!
Treatment: Beer, beer, beer!

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:06 pm
by teenwolf
TheKLN wrote:Simple:
Chocolate hamstring
Prognosis: Irrevocable damage!!
Treatment: Beer, beer, beer!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:49 pm
by Bryce
Brycie - dislocated finger
Where - Fighting outside Mega
Prognosis - its the size of a house and dont bend so good
Treatment: Drink in Palace, talk your way outa trouble ( hard when Drunk )

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:17 pm
by Wee Davie
Disease - Insomnia

Cure- Reading pish Eddie puts on web :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:







Only Kidding Ted :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:20 pm
by bigmancammy
Brycie that sounds like a chat up line. Or content of a porno NAE WONDER YOU GOT LAMPED LOL :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:20 am
by Bryce
Well who to say i wasnt chattin up this huge munter wen the boyfriend arrived on the scene an i had to sort him out....then she fell on ma finger while she was concentrating on eating her half pizza, chips and burger

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:06 am
by bigmancammy
Lucky Burger need to hang about with him if thats what happens , nae luck wee man second place. 8)

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:16 am
by Roddy
No I am not on to tell you about my knee...

Simply being a bit sensible and reminding folks that the younger members of the club & Jo Public get to see this banter.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:32 am
by teenwolf
Brycie,

It's just rugby injuries that we want posted on here :lol:

start another thread for Saturday Night Shenanigans - prob in the locked section :wink:

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:26 am
by Bryce
She was a front row....bigger than u Eddie!!

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:34 am
by teenwolf
great to hear that the injuries are being distributed exclusively with the Fergusons - Grunter and I feel priveleged! :cry:

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:28 pm
by AndyMcL
Thanks guys for taking it for the team.

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:49 am
by teenwolf
I'm back up on Tuesday - I'll be really happy when I get back out there :D