The Official Injuries of 2009/10 Season Thread

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The Official Injuries of 2009/10 Season Thread

Postby teenwolf » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:59 pm

OK so I'm starting this thread cos I'm bored.

But it'd be mildly interesting to hear about all the niggles people have had, how they got them and what the prognosis is.

ANKLE LIGAMENT STRAIN (left leg):
Ian Adams broke me at training on Thursday 6th August :wink:

Helen the physio gave me acupuncture, frictions and strapped it up to take the strain off the ligaments. She reckons I'm out for a further 4 weeks with it (6 in total), which takes me up to the middle of September.

It's a bummer being injured :(
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Postby TheKLN » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:40 pm

Simple:
Chocolate hamstring
Prognosis: Irrevocable damage!!
Treatment: Beer, beer, beer!
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Postby teenwolf » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:06 pm

TheKLN wrote:Simple:
Chocolate hamstring
Prognosis: Irrevocable damage!!
Treatment: Beer, beer, beer!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bryce » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:49 pm

Brycie - dislocated finger
Where - Fighting outside Mega
Prognosis - its the size of a house and dont bend so good
Treatment: Drink in Palace, talk your way outa trouble ( hard when Drunk )
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Postby Wee Davie » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:17 pm

Disease - Insomnia

Cure- Reading pish Eddie puts on web :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:







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Postby bigmancammy » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:20 pm

Brycie that sounds like a chat up line. Or content of a porno NAE WONDER YOU GOT LAMPED LOL :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Bryce » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:20 am

Well who to say i wasnt chattin up this huge munter wen the boyfriend arrived on the scene an i had to sort him out....then she fell on ma finger while she was concentrating on eating her half pizza, chips and burger
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Postby bigmancammy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:06 am

Lucky Burger need to hang about with him if thats what happens , nae luck wee man second place. 8)
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Postby Roddy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:16 am

No I am not on to tell you about my knee...

Simply being a bit sensible and reminding folks that the younger members of the club & Jo Public get to see this banter.
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Postby teenwolf » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:32 am

Brycie,

It's just rugby injuries that we want posted on here :lol:

start another thread for Saturday Night Shenanigans - prob in the locked section :wink:
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Postby Bryce » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:26 am

She was a front row....bigger than u Eddie!!
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Postby teenwolf » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:34 am

great to hear that the injuries are being distributed exclusively with the Fergusons - Grunter and I feel priveleged! :cry:
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Postby AndyMcL » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:28 pm

Thanks guys for taking it for the team.
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Postby teenwolf » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:49 am

I'm back up on Tuesday - I'll be really happy when I get back out there :D
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