Quotable quotes

Post by **niall** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:10 pm

Ok, So we all say stupid things (some more than others), and we need you to document what stupid things other people are saying.

Post them in this thread, and if deemed worthy, they will be added to the Wall of Shame on the main site.

Might have some sort of vote every now and again for the best quote.

Remember to add in context if needed (otherwise it won't be funny, and we'll just laugh at you instead!)

Post by **Big Joycie** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:27 am

Wee Joycie during last weeks under 15 game against West, whilst clutching his short,announced to the people sitting in the stand" Someone just pulled my Willie". next line was from Mrs Jackie Westwood (a trained nurse), "Do you want me to look at it"..

Post by **teenwolf** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:42 pm

While the ref was giving the pre game chat at the Lanarkshire Cup Tournament I asked, "If it's 0-0 is it a draw"

I was in full 7s mode at the time, thinking on sudden death and the like, but it just didn't come out right

Post by **scottiedug** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:08 am

billy boy samuel describing ronnie18 smith's tackling prowess circa 1989- ''like being bitten by a rubber duck''!!!!

Post by **MAFIE** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:02 am

During yesterdays 1st lions test, john "slowie" lowe was heard to drunkenly remark that in his youth he was faster than brian habana!!
Given that Habana beat a cheetah in a spint, lowie must have been super fast.
Please remind him of this when you see him.
maf....

Post by **daview** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:03 pm

I dont know about Lowey running down a cheetah but I certainly saw him chasing a few dogs in his younger day....

Post by **MAFIE** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:23 am

today lowie would be lucky to beat cheetah from the 3rd team in a race!

Post by **TheKLN** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:24 pm

With the start of the season fast approaching its about time for some classic 1 liners to be filling my lunch break laughing about!!!

Any Quote-able quotes out there???