Dalziel Rugby Club

Anyone remember a good few years ago the club all met up down Dalziel estate for Sledging?

Anyone fancy meeing up over the weekend for a laugh?

am up for that lolol

Quality sledges

Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes
Glenn McGrath: "Oi, Brandes, why the hell are you so fat?"
Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Glenn McGrath vs Ramnaresh Sarwan
McGrath: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?"
Sarwan: " I don't know. Ask your wife. "
McGrath (losing it): "If you ever F**king mention my wife again, I'll F**king rip your F**fing throat out."


Daryl Cullinan v Shane Warne
Shane Warne: "I've been waiting two years for this opportunity to humiliate you in front of your own crowd".
Cullinan: "Looks like you spent it eating".

Botham v Marsh
Marsh: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
Beefy : “The wife's fine – the kids are retarded.”

Walk the dog this way most days. The hill is awsome

Gordon.
All the games this week are off

On the ball Davy as always

Games are aff you say Davie....good you got to the match reporter in time:)

we are planning 2 head down on sunday afternoon about 1ish. Meet place still 2 be arranged so everyone can find the place. We have a good few going already so if your interested let me know. Oh and bring something 2 slide on, tray, bin lid, paddling pool etc all welcome

text me when your going buddy i'm up for a good laff wi this

Any spare sledges on the go??
Think its gonna be an all nighter in work, might steal the milk in the morning!